Ass! Ass! Ass!

Most disturbing ad ever.

Tour the Super Colon, a 20 foot long inflatable replica of the colon! Test your skills at the Toilet Paper Roll or have your picture taken on the Royal Throne!

Obligatory cute kid shot

Ready for picture day at school. Two minutes later, she "hid" behind the cat tree and turned her blue dress gray.

Big Girl Bed

Ellen, dolly, and Raggedy Ann are very happy with their new arrangement.

WOW

This is hard to read, as I had to snap it from a moving vehicle, but the gas station's sign says "Unleadaed 2.95, Unleaded Plus WOW."

Wait 'til this summer. Then we'll really see WOW.

Svelte on the volt

My friend, the babysitter-artist.

Hail, Sweden!

Spent the day at IKEA (or at least it felt that way) checking out possible furniture ideas for our living room. We also scored new toy storage for Ellen, whose toys have multiplied like rabbits. (Come to think of it, she has a few rabbits in there, somewhere.)

The big change was taking the side off her crib to convert it to a toddler bed. She was excited. We're nervous. Will she fall off? Will she get up and fix herself a sandwich? Will anyone sleep tonight? Stay tuned.

Daddy's girl

That's my baby!