Friday, February 29, 2008

Ass! Ass! Ass!


Most disturbing ad ever.

Tour the Super Colon, a 20 foot long inflatable replica of the colon! Test your skills at the Toilet Paper Roll or have your picture taken on the Royal Throne!

Thursday, February 28, 2008

Obligatory cute kid shot


Ready for picture day at school. Two minutes later, she "hid" behind the cat tree and turned her blue dress gray.

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Big Girl Bed


Ellen, dolly, and Raggedy Ann are very happy with their new arrangement.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

WOW


This is hard to read, as I had to snap it from a moving vehicle, but the gas station's sign says "Unleadaed 2.95, Unleaded Plus WOW."

Wait 'til this summer. Then we'll really see WOW.

Monday, February 25, 2008

Svelte on the volt


My friend, the babysitter-artist.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Hail, Sweden!


Spent the day at IKEA (or at least it felt that way) checking out possible furniture ideas for our living room. We also scored new toy storage for Ellen, whose toys have multiplied like rabbits. (Come to think of it, she has a few rabbits in there, somewhere.)

The big change was taking the side off her crib to convert it to a toddler bed. She was excited. We're nervous. Will she fall off? Will she get up and fix herself a sandwich? Will anyone sleep tonight? Stay tuned.

Saturday, February 23, 2008

Daddy's girl


That's my baby!

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Homework


Working from home. The clean, empty dining room table lets me focus more on a project than my cluttered desk at work.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Punching out


A hard day at 'toddler school' ends with the pickup by daddy. Time to go home. She'll be unconscious within 90 minutes.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

The Next Food Network Star


Dipping French fries into blue Jell-O at Bubba Gump's. Boat-shaped serving dish was a big hit.

Friday, February 15, 2008

After


The bathroom project is finished! New paint, new countertop, new tile, new mirror and light fixture, new window, and all the shower plumbing is fixed and in the wall where it should be. 

You can't really tell from the picture, but both the tiles and the countertop have a rough, rocky finish that is very nice in person.

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Rocket man


Sorry about all the reflection in this image. This is a print hanging over my computer. I'd love to decorate my whole home office in this style.

Monday, February 11, 2008

TV time


Watching some TV in the basement. I want to get rid of that big-ass entertainment center. I bought it in 1998 because it could store lots and lots of VHS tapes. Smart move, eh?

Sunday, February 10, 2008

Don't let the sunlight fool you.


Temperature of -15 F, windchill -39. I'm staying inside.

Saturday, February 9, 2008

The King of Memphis


The Elvis store at the Memphis International Airport

Friday, February 8, 2008

Fire!


Tableside bananas foster flambe at the Palace Cafe in New Orleans. I didn't order it, but I got a ringside seat.

Thursday, February 7, 2008

Sandwich of the gods


A fabulous crawfish po boy at the ACME Oyster House in New Orleans. (Note the red beans and rice in the upper left corner.) I wish these guys would deliver to Minneapolis.

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Three Red Tails


Northwest Airlines was known as "the red tail." Here are a flock of three at the Minneapolis airport.

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Super Tuesday


Super-duper-mega Tuesday. Up late following the news.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Before


We're finally getting the upstairs bathroom fixed. The "problem" started with a jammed shower cartridge ... which led to replacing the crappy oval shower rod, putting the shower plumbing in the wall where it belongs, and putting waterproof tiles and a window in the shower.

Then, of course, we decided to replace the ginormous piece of silvered glass with a nice, normal-size mirror, repaint, retile, and dump the crappy countertop with its conjoined-twin sinks.

It's supposed to all be done by Friday. I automatically add 150% to anything a contractor tells me. Cynical or realistic? Stay tuned!

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Perfect food


I had no idea such a thing existed. Is there any way to wrap one in a bacon weave?

Friday, February 1, 2008

Big S, little s


Ellen loves the Dr. Seuss's ABC game on the Mac. She can't quite aim the mouse yet, but she can tell me what to click on.